my grandmother is one sadistic person. today, she revealed to me a framed photo of herself to be used during her funeral. she also showed me a set of clothes she put aside and a box of jewelry, all that she'll be wearing in he coffin when she dies. she also got my mother to call the columbarium to reserve a spot for her ashes. goodness me, how enthusiastic can one get when it comes to dying.

bloody hell, she thought it was funny, it definitely wasn't, made me stressed like fuck.